Pinky: Please tell us your fantasies about love this time. Firstly, what type of girls do you like?
JS: We’ll start from the leader!
YH: I don’t seem to have a choice. (laughs) Although I’m the leader, but in terms of love, I want someone who likes leading me. I also find someone who is very competent charming.
JJ: Yunho is a bit of a M (T/N: They’re talking about Sadists and Masochists =.= )
YH: Sorry, Jaejoong’s a bit of a S (laughs)
JS: I’m a S too!
YH: Actually, I’m a S too, aren’t I? (laughs) We’re always like that, sorry
JJ: Previously, I’ve always been saying ‘Pretty hands’, but I’ve changed my mind. I like people with ‘pretty’ hearts. I should be more honest on shows right? So, this is the truth. Girls, it’s still about inner beauty
CM: My requirements are similar to Junsu’s. Optimistic and cheerful, a girl who’ll make me smile just by looking at her. What about Yoochun?
YC: The girl who makes me love her
All: (From quiet silence to clapping their hands)
JJ: This is the right answer~~ Yoochun! Really~!! The girl that you like will become your ideal girl!
Pinky: So will you be the one to confess your love? Or to receive confessions?
JJ: From what I think, the 4 members are the ones who have received conessions
JS: A man must himself… the girl he likes…get?!?!?!?! Ah~ My Japanese is wrong! It was still pretty good just now
CM: I get your meaning! Correct!
JS: You must find a way that best expresses your feelings for her
YH: If there’s a girl I like, I tell it to her directly. That’s the kind of guy I am
YC: I really will confess my feelings for her
JS: Yoochun is really straightforward. Although I failed (in my confession)
All: (Bursts out laughing)
JS: WHAT?!?! (Pretends to be angry and laughs)
YC: No one has confessed to me yet, although previously, I felt that there was someone who liked me in school
CM: Although it feels good to be the recipient of a confession, but I think the guy should be the one to confess his feelings. It seems more natural. It brings happiness to the one who’s loved
JJ: I think that the guy should confess first, and it’s better for the girl to be the one to receive loce
Pinky: I think Jaejoong must have been the recipient of many confessions
JJ: Truthfully, I have received confessions of love before, but if I don’t feel the same way, I wouldn’t be very interested I received a sudden confession of love. I think what’s most important is the time needed to understand each other
Pinky: So please tell us what you’ll always say when you confess your love to the girl!
YC: For me… I wouldn’t say anything, I’ll just kiss, or hug the other person
CM: Isn’t that a crime
JJ: After a hug, goodbye? (T/N: Goodbye after a hug is a play on their song Kiss shitamama, sayonara)
YC: I’ll do that even if I’m unsure of what she feels
JS: To put it simply, you just do what you like
All : (Laughs)
YC: If I want to confess my love, I wouldn’t go to Seoul or Tokyo, but to a place that has nice scenery or the seaside
Pinky: How romantic (T/N: Romantic sounds like Roman)
YC: I’m Korean, not Roman
Pinky: Pronunciation error?!
JJ: That was more interesting than me!!
CM: I don’t have Yoochun’s boldness (Deep in thought) Because I’ll be really shy, maybe I wouldn’t even be able to open my mouth, or maybe I’ll just repeat something like “I like you, will you be able to like me?” Something like that
Pinky: How cautious…. (laughs)
CM: Because I’ll be really shy, it’ll be a challenge just saying those words
JJ: I’ll say ‘Your phone number is #1 on my speed dial’ Even if the person does not understand my meaning, I’ll take it that I’ve already confessed my love
YH: OHHHHHH!!!!!! (High fives with Jaejoong)
JJ: However, if the person still does not understand in the end, I’ll give up
Pinky: If you don’t make it clearer, she wouldn’t be able to understand right?
JJ: If I confessed straight out or kissed her, I might be rejected. Because I’m worried that I’ll be hurt by love, because I’ll be worried…..
Pinky: Have you used that line on a girl before?
JJ: OH?? Nope…. Junsu?
JS: ‘I’ll only love you’
YH: That’s the name of a movie
JS: ‘I want to see you now’
JJ: That’s more interesting that mine!
YH: Mine’s a little longer, it’s okay right? ‘I first liked the ball point pen you used, then I liked your bed, and now, I like everything about you’
JJ: FROM BALL POINT PEN TO BED?!?!?!
YH: What, it means I want her to be the closest person to me. Although I haven’t used it yet, but I’ve said something similar before
JJ: Bed? Ball point pen? Which one? (laughs)
YH: NOT THAT! I bought 3 roses and said ‘One of them is you, the other is me and the last rose is ‘I, who changed for you’
JS: Then you got rejected by the person
YH: Not immediately. That was later.
JJ: I have supported him before. Korea is the ideal confession heaven
Pinky: Have you attended meetings in Korea? (T/N: Blind date parties)
CM: I really want to go (Enthusiastic) I once told my dad, “I’m not going to university because of I want to study, I’m going because I want to attend meetings!’ and he replied, ‘You can do that, but please study hard’ (laughs) (T/N: I REALISED CHANGMIN’S PAPA REALLY SOUNDS LIKE MIN ON UFO!)
Pinky: Anyone who attended meetings before?
JS: I really want to! REALLY!
Pinky: What kinds of things will happen if the five of you go to a meeting?
YH: I don’t want to think about it
YC: We might like the same person, so I don’t want the 5 of us to go together
Pinky: So please answer this: “You’ll get this special treatment if you date me”
JJ: I might be a husband that’ll make breakfast for my wife everyday. Dinner too. However, please wash the dishes yourself, work hard and then I’ll buy whatever you want. However, please do the cleaning, let’s work as one (laughs) Also, I’ll listen to your troubles like your girlfriend would. Because I have 8 sisters, I can understand most of the thoughts girls have!
YH: As expected, I’m still an artist. I want prepare an A capella for her in a mini concert, so I’ll ask the members for help. I believe they’ll help me right… However, I’m still a little scared (laughs)
YC: We charge a high fee (laughs)
JJ: I’ll definitely help you! However, we’ll charge you a large sum because we’ll have to practice and work hard
JJ: 100 yen per min (T/N: That’s like 56 USD per hour)
YH: So, I’ll wash the dishes in the house for a month instead! I want to create memories that’ll last forever for my girlfriend
JS: If she dates me, I’ll be very kind to her
CM: I want her to be warmer than everyone in winter and cooler than everyone in Summer….AH?!?!? (laughs) I’m not sure, but if you really want me to say something, I just want to make her happy
YC: I’ll try my best to make her happy and smile. I’ll make her comfortable
JS: I’ll make her happier than anyone else, I will
Pinky: Who’s the most interesting among the 5?
YC: Everyone’s about the same, we all have our charms
Pinky: It’s hard to find such an interesting group
YH: This makes me really happy!
JJ: The center of happiness is Junsu. However, not only Junsu, the rest of us are very interesting! That’s the good point of TVXQ
Pinky: The words you’ve heard from girls that have shocked you and made you happy is?
CM: The one that made me the happiest was ‘Surprisingly, you’re very interesting’. Something that made upset was ‘You’re only 19? That’s so young’. It was a little more shocking
YC: For me it’s ‘I respect you’. I think that these words make me feel like I have a future. Then things like ‘You have potential’ have also made me happy. The words that upsetted me was something my ex-girlfriend said to her current boyfriend. She said ‘You’re similar to the Yoochun I hate’
JJ: Hearing words like ‘I hate you because you’re like Yoochun’ must have been really shocking!!!
JS: For me, it was something I heard after my girlfriend broke up with me. She said ‘I loved you more than any other person in the world when we were dating’. I felt really happy then. The most shocking words were when I heard ‘However, that was a lie’ I heard at the back
JJ: That is too much!!! However, I heard that line too, at the back (laughs) Although it’s Junsu’s incident, but I was really upset too, because I’ve known Junsu for such a long time. What about Yunho?
YH: For me, it’s ‘Thank you’. Because this word has a deep meaning. Something that shocked me was ‘I’m so disappointed’. My heart hurts whenever I heard such a line
JJ: This is something I hope to hear. I hope to hear ‘I want to see you in a crowded area’. Because this shows that the person is also saying ‘I am not ashamed dating Jaejoong’. What I don’t like to hear is people comparing me with other artistes. Going ‘He is more handsome than Jaejoong’ is still okay. But if she (Jaejoong’s girlfriend) starts going all out for him then I’ll hate it. Especially if I see that artiste’s poster hanging on the wall of her house when I go over.
Pinky: Although I don’t want this to end, lastly, please say whatever you want to say
JJ: I like Pinky!
JS: I like Pinky too!
CM: Me too! BANZAI!
All: BANZAI! (Enthusiastically)
YH: Also, because I’m the leader, lastly, I must add this, We’ve released our 3rd album [T] this time. We have poured our love into this album, you must feel it while listening to it!
All: No wonder he’s the leader!!! (Claps)
Translated by: Sparkskey